My pilot is a funny mofo.
One thing you need to know about him, is he is the complete opposite of me; he's a 50-something, military retired, man who is a self-confessed curmudgeon. He is very old school some aspects, and doesn't like technology. He tends to mix up his phrases and sayings, which often leads to hilarity. He is a good, caring man and around the office we call him "PoppaBear".
Last week, one of our co-workers, Zac, called the office because he said he got a call from PoppaBear. I handed the phone over to PoppaBear and he said to Zac:
"Sorry dude, that was just a booty call".
I believe the term he was looking for was "butt dial", as in his phone dialed a number while in his back pocket.
Always & Forever,
ME
haha awesome. i love curmedgeons. and the word curmudgeon.
ReplyDeleteand btw, i took my mom to terrain today. she bought me presents! no cotton though, that ish was expensive! i know, surprise surprise.
This is absolutely hilarious.
ReplyDeleteHilarious.
I can't stop giggling.
Booty call.
Maybe I'm just immature.
Haha! That's funny. Love you're blog-thanks for stopping by mine!
ReplyDeleteThis totally reminds me of my mom...she's always saying inappropriate phrases without knowing their connotation! Like, "I don't get off on that" in reference to a baked good.
ReplyDeleteP.S. The Hair Challenge lasted only eights days. I was so tired of my curly 'do, LB, that I just had to call it quits. It was a valliant effort, though! :)