$#!t My Pilot Says: First Edition

My pilot is a funny mofo. 

One thing you need to know about him, is he is the complete opposite of me; he's a 50-something, military retired, man who is a self-confessed curmudgeon.  He is very old school some aspects, and doesn't like technology.  He tends to mix up his phrases and sayings, which often leads to hilarity.  He is a good, caring man and around the office we call him "PoppaBear".

Last week, one of our co-workers, Zac, called the office because he said he got a call from PoppaBear.  I handed the phone over to PoppaBear and he said to Zac:

"Sorry dude, that was just a booty call".

I believe the term he was looking for was "butt dial", as in his phone dialed a number while in his back pocket. 

Always & Forever,
  ME