Thursday, November 11, 2010

$#!t My Pilot Says: First Edition

My pilot is a funny mofo. 

One thing you need to know about him, is he is the complete opposite of me; he's a 50-something, military retired, man who is a self-confessed curmudgeon.  He is very old school some aspects, and doesn't like technology.  He tends to mix up his phrases and sayings, which often leads to hilarity.  He is a good, caring man and around the office we call him "PoppaBear".

Last week, one of our co-workers, Zac, called the office because he said he got a call from PoppaBear.  I handed the phone over to PoppaBear and he said to Zac:

"Sorry dude, that was just a booty call".

I believe the term he was looking for was "butt dial", as in his phone dialed a number while in his back pocket. 

Always & Forever,


Shannon said...

haha awesome. i love curmedgeons. and the word curmudgeon.

and btw, i took my mom to terrain today. she bought me presents! no cotton though, that ish was expensive! i know, surprise surprise.

Kim @ NewlyWoodwards said...

This is absolutely hilarious.


I can't stop giggling.

Booty call.

Maybe I'm just immature.

Lynett said...

Haha! That's funny. Love you're blog-thanks for stopping by mine!

bethany said...

This totally reminds me of my mom...she's always saying inappropriate phrases without knowing their connotation! Like, "I don't get off on that" in reference to a baked good.

P.S. The Hair Challenge lasted only eights days. I was so tired of my curly 'do, LB, that I just had to call it quits. It was a valliant effort, though! :)