This past week, I kept smelling something funky.
It was everywhere I went too: the car, our apartment, my office. I could smell it before I showered and after I showered so it wasn't me (thank god). However, it was driving me absolutely batty.
So the other day I'm looking for my phone in my purse, and out of frustration I dumped my purse out onto my desk. I saw the usual stuff; planner, wallet, keys, lip gloss, diva sunglasses...
Whoa whoa whoa.. You guys-- what the eff was that??
Friends, I found the smell. It was lunch meat.
When I went food shopping on Monday, the lady at the deli counter gave me a slice of ham as a taste test. I wasn't really hungry, so I only nibbled on about half of it.
I guess I wasn't really thinking, and I wrapped the other half up and just stuck it in my purse. Where it stayed for 5 days.
So the Mystery of the Funky Smell has been solved: it was the week old lunch meat. And he would have gotten away with if wasn't for those meddling kids, and their dog.
Always & Forever,