This past week, I kept smelling something funky.
It was everywhere I went too: the car, our apartment, my office. I could smell it before I showered and after I showered so it wasn't me (thank god). However, it was driving me absolutely batty.
So the other day I'm looking for my phone in my purse, and out of frustration I dumped my purse out onto my desk. I saw the usual stuff; planner, wallet, keys, lip gloss, diva sunglasses...
Whoa whoa whoa.. You guys-- what the eff was that??
Friends, I found the smell. It was lunch meat.
When I went food shopping on Monday, the lady at the deli counter gave me a slice of ham as a taste test. I wasn't really hungry, so I only nibbled on about half of it.
I guess I wasn't really thinking, and I wrapped the other half up and just stuck it in my purse. Where it stayed for 5 days.
So the Mystery of the Funky Smell has been solved: it was the week old lunch meat. And he would have gotten away with if wasn't for those meddling kids, and their dog.
Always & Forever,
ME
3 comments:
Hahaha....wow. I absolutely love this.
I once had a similar experience with a tupperware container in my car. It had slid under my seat...and it was summer. Not pretty.
That is seriously gross. I am pleasantly surprised that this hasn't ever happened to me. I stick everything in my purse figuring I'll organize it later... Which usually turns into 3 weeks later... lol
that is hilarious. you will always have the "that time i left lunchmeat in my purse" story :)
i had frozen shrimp spend a week in my trunk once. in august. in georgia. let's just say there were bugs, and a lingering odor (going on over 2 years now....)
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