See this guy:
Happy Birthday to the guy who
chased me with swords,
shot BBs into my Barbie dolls
wondered what a gazebo was (and if he had a cyst)
trapped me in my playhouse
joined the Navy
defended my honor when stupid boys broke my heart
giggled on rollercoasters
does the best Sean Connery impersonation
married an amazing woman (3 weeks later)
gave me a handsome nephew and a beautiful neice
... and most of all happy birthday to the guy who has marched to the beat of his own drum for the past 36 years.
Have a great one, Timmy.