When I find a fabulous pair of shoes, I wear the piss out of them.
Example A: My faux snake skin, red metallic wedges.
Oh god, I love these shoes, and I think it shows! Every girl needs a fabulous pair of red shoes, and I loved these because of the blue metallic that ran through them. They looked great with my teal jersey dress. But like I mentioned before, I destroyed these shoes.
Let's take a closer look...
First let's start off with that hole, second from the peep toe. It wasn't originally that big- somehow my little toe busted through.
I managed to wear off the classy gold lame lining of the shoe. This is actually a little embarrasing, and I am thinking maybe a good pedicure is needed...
Each side of the peep toe is holding on by threads- literally. You can hear them calling for help as I walk by. "I canna do it Cap'n. I just don' have the powwa!"
And as for the the heels of the shoes... yeaaaah. I'm... not... quite sure how I was able to do this. This is a conumdrum to me.
As Douglas MacArthur said, "An old soldier never dies, he just... fades away..."
Who am I kidding? These are D.E.A.D.
Always & Forever,